Friday, July 11, 2008

#29: Large and Extra Large Spandex

Ewwwww. I mean...c'mon!

Why would ya do that to yourself?

Spandex was designed to show off your body. It hides nothing. It clings to you like an outer layer of skin. And if your real skin is textured like cottage cheese, guess what...that's what the Spandex is gonna show--cottage cheese!

I blame the manufacturers. They should not even be allowed to make Spandex outfits in any size other than small or medium. Write your congressman. Call your senator.

There must be a law to put an end to large!

Let's be honest: There's a reason you won't catch me sporting the latest Spandex unitard or leggings. Children would run and hide. Women would cry. It would not be good for anyone, trust me. Spandex should be worn by 1% of the population. That's it. If you don't have a beautifully toned body to begin with, do us all a favor--heck, do yourself a favor--stick to the sweats.

Large and Extra Large Spandex: You Suck!


Monique said...

Oh my goodness gracious.....

Um, yeah.

Enough said. LOL

Hoover Maneuver said...

I'm sitting in the airport, getting ready to fly to Chicago. Saw your comment...and laughed out loud.

Strangely, no one wants to sit near me now. Ha!

Monique said...

At least you aren't talking to yourself like the people w/ the bluetooth ears. They always weird me out a little.

Have a safe flight.

Hoover Maneuver said...


Funny you said that. I've already written a draft for #30 on the Things That Suck list...and it's going to be those stupid bluetooth things!

Great minds...I tell ya...great minds!

I'll probably post it within the next couple of days.

Monique said...

I'll look for it...

"Great minds...I tell ya...great minds!"

What can we say if we're just that good.